Posted by ehme on September 28th, 2007 in funeral food, Green Recipe Box, things I would never eat, white trash

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• 1 can fruit cocktail-medium sized can
• 1 pkg cream cheese
• a little mayo
• cream
• lettuce
• colored J-ello and plain gelatine
• 1 T. plain gelatine moisten in 1/4 c. water and dissolve in 3/4 cup boiling syrup drained from cocktail. (cool)

Fold in cream cheese mixed with 2 T. of mayonaise.  Dissolve pkg of colored jello in one cup of hot water and add one cup of cold water.   Place half of fruit in loaf pan or mold and add 1/2 of jello and set well.  Pour on cheese and mayonaise mix.  Set again then add rest of fruit and jello.

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Typing this almost made me throw up.  Clown Salad.  I was so scared that the lettuce was going in the Jello…but apparently, you just have it there, you don’t actually use it.  Just eat your clown salad and look at your lettuce dear.